Sinterance

Pages/Areas/Content Developed For:
(on splashy? or subpages? or subpage for all miscellany?)
- About (general: the genesis, ideas behind, hopes, fears, acknowledgements, assurances,
the story, the state of affairs, the future, etc.)
- Guarantee (statement on strict no-tamper policy, embarrassment & value of nakedness, why)
- Privacy Policy (not users' but of people populating postings, what do to what kinds of names)
- Disclaimer (reiteration of intentions, declaration on responsibility, clarification of drug position)
- Contact (devoted, non- email with forward)
- Archives (compact menu/navigation & e.g. dropdown with redirect onselect event [auto-update?])
- Accounting (all stats in total and other numbers of interest such as single-episode records, etc)
- Miscellany
- lists, e.g.:
Tools (paintbrush, key ring, candles, etc.)
Vocab/Slang
- Writing (other listings/samples, quotes, opinions, etc.)
- Store (e.g.
*Mother's Day cards advance-orderable, email/SMS/phone reminders, gift buying & handling
*T-shirts, silk-screened thongs, coffee mugs, etc.
promotional offer on The Pinch Kit:
paperclip, Brillo pad (with prep help), unopened Coke [of course] can, etc.
in handsome leather pouch with belt clip and
laminated Cwick-Ref(tm) pocket card with printed excuse script
explaining your constant possession of kit
and the MacGyver-like usefulness of each multi-purpose item contained therein)
- Instructions/Methods/Crack Addict's Manual/"Crack Addiction For Dummies"
- Tips list/Tip-of-the-Day (usage, legal, safe sex, funding, etc.) (ironic and/or straight)
- Recipe(s)
- Quit (strategies, ideas, links, forums, resources)
- Planned Site Enhancements
- Suggestion/Feedback/Idea/Bitch Box (anonymous or signed form)
- User Forums (threaded discussion areas, e..g. Pro, Con, Bash, Defend, Support, Social, Science, Myth vs. Reality, Pity Party/Sob Stories, Epic Stories, Busted/Escape Stories, Sexcapades, Fiction, Poetry, Art & Other Creative, Newbies, Women's Issues, Community, Crime/Violence, Financial, Legal, Safety, Parenting, Family & Friends, Party Planning, Party Posting, Theory, Misc.)
- Press Kit (print-quality photos, bio, one sheet, CV, contact line, etc.--downloadable individually, grouped, and complete-compressed, or hard copies by telephone, letter, or web)
- Press Room (articles, reviews, mentions, advertising, gossip)
- Personalization, Login, opt-in Email News & Notifications
- Ads and/or maintenance donation justification/plea and accomodating facilities
- Shout-outs, Bookmarks, Recommendations, Related Sites, etc.
- Schedule of Events (author appearances, speaking engagements, readings, signings, fan gatherings, fundraisers, etc.)
- Premium Services (offered on personal basis by author and/or selected staff to individuals or groups, as well as automated access, delivery, capacity, rights, priority, tools, notifications, deals, etc.)
- Volunteer/Intern/Employment: general info, expectations, application materials/instructions, PDF or form, current openings listings in tech, design, promotion, publicity, marketing, agent, administration, data entry, outreach program, new business development, HR, etc.
- Search (robust, fast, pinpointable, exhaustively inclusive, basic and advance interfaces)
- Fallout From Discovery/Identification/Outing Account (if/when applicable)
- Keep-Up(tm) AfterBlog (tm) (companion blog--separate, but closely tied--by the author that is permanent, ongoing, irregular, broader, freeform, looser, etc.)
- Start Your Own Blog section (free hosting for kids, fellow travelers, addicts, those in recovery--any and everyone, with special organization and attention to those somehow related to original, though no requirements whatsoever on content)
- Administration and Staging Areas
- Home for Counsel on Content and Delivery Innovation and Integrity, a high-profile non-profit organization/association spearheaded and directionally overseen on an indefinite basis by the author with new found money, time, aimlessness, power, respect, confusion over place in world and deservedness of success when other with twice his talent flounder around tuna can dinners in a/the luckless ever-rent-demanding oblivion, connections, (visibility? rote expectations?) power consortium, think tank, working group, advocacy, promotion machine, education foundation, standards defining, compliance driving, coordinating body, policy advising group of industry legends, superstars, moguls, movers, shakers, and personalities mixed and matched on a mentoring model with young bright engaged and structually created bias-based barriers to accessing their rights to equal opportunity and treatment.

[ed. note: Okay, step back, Instructive Example - a little carried away gotten on something so stupid, wasting mucho precious time, energy, and alertness...a goofy shame...just silly, 100% pure unproductive self-indulgent wacking off...like you get stuck in a tic, a tape loop, and just want to see how long you can sustain the stringing out of it...

issue: raises question of whether this self-referential stuff belongs in among the rest, separate section, or hidden from public for internal use only. down to the value/preference of tight clean focus vs. broadly inclusive aspect-revealing and form-pushing variety that may occasionally-sometimes-frequently be boring-embarrassing-offensive. Consider point/purpose of format, consistence as well as evidence of purity/integrity/making good on claims/promises, excelling in transparency and vulnerability, the experience, the process, the mix and the modes, all in real-time, all fully exposed, nothing withheld, naked, trustable, intimate, complete, accurate, unmanipulated, corrupted, or shaped to suit or distort--the simultaneous/tag-team/intermittent popping and layering of several different tendencies, concerns, blah blah, and blee blah, so...on...]