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July 19, 2005
Dogs Don't Do Drugs Dude
The adoooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrable [I hate when people write like that, emphasize like that, almost as much as I hate emoticons] dog at the place I’ve been coming [for a variety of thingreasons] and smoking gets curious about what I’m doing but a whiff sends her back to the other futon. Do dogs not dope because they’re too dumb?
I once medicated (at the vet’s suggest) a dog of mine for a flight. Fixed her up two golf balls of Wonderbread wrapped around a smooth, rich
peanut-buttery nougat with a power-packing sedative core. She was still high at baggage claim, her tail between her peach Jell-O legs (feeling lucky, for once, to have four, I’m sure), brows furrowed, and regularly giving me looks of wonder and betrayal. But in the end, probably little more than a long, hard,scary, confusing, tiring day of travel.
Posted by peligrito at July 19, 2005 1:50 AM
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