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June 9, 2005
Conehead: As well a Softee Devotee!
Yesterday, I introduced J-boy to the wonders of Mr. Softee; perhaps I posted of it. I had to be stern to get him past his fears and uncertainty, and go through with it, and to ensure his first experience was appropriately planned, executed, and post-managed. He saw the light, he did.
So today I performed it again for M. She, too—uninitiated despite her New York years (but how could it have truly been New York without Mr. Softee?), innocent—her deflowering was a budding into the light, a reception of the abiding fulfillment. And, if I do say so myself, I was expert enough to guide her toward an advanced introduction: the Nutty Cone, my current pick—no, my current addiction.
My service is full; it includes provisions, i.e. the first one is free and on me. I paid for J.’s yesterday but was short a quarter without breaking a twenty so my man told me bring it next time. It was the first thing I did—hand him that quarter—as I approached the truck. Having well executed my duties the day before, J as up-to-speed and prepared to pay his way today. But I certainly got M.’s.
So, as we stood up against the bank in the rapturous sensual overload that comes from licking Mr. Softee while watching boobies pass by on the sidewalk—an enhancement to the outing facilitated by J. and engaged-in like all ordinariness by his wife M.—an retiremently African fellow in his passing asked who there was treating to ice cream. Without missing a beat, I gave the only honest answer: “I am,” followed equally rhythmically by, “Let’s go,” and supplemented with a waving on of the hand and a setting-off straight-away to the truck window framing the beatifick, underpaid middle eastern Santa of Sweet Summer Snow.
I got that old kid a cherry-dipped before rejoining my companions, at which rejoinder he gave thanks and a sacred wish that all be returned to me ten-fold.
Posted by peligrito at June 9, 2005 11:54 PM
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